1. sinonsan:

    suckmymara:

    sinonsan:

    do you ever “accidentally” lay down in your bed when you are tired, but you have to do things, and find yourself trapped in the everlasting comfortableness of your bed.

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    THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

  2. too many waifus will destroy your laifu solkia

  3. justacoffeeshop:

    doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

    sounds like you have tom jones disease

    is it rare?

    it’s not unusual

  4. (Source: thechapita77)

  5. sonuvabitch
    Joseph Joestar
    Stardust Crusaders

    poolnareff:

    English-American grandpa Joseph Joestar for the anon that requested it this morning

  6. askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

    askaspookyskeleton:

    askaspookyskeleton:

    askaspookyskeleton:

    this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

    Update: I boned him

  7. autisticnanako:

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    (Source: real-ginger-real-taste)

  8. (Source: twitter.com)

    • me: mom... dad... im g-
    • parents: gay?
    • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions